The act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini glass; therefore bequeathing the class and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.
Bro 1: Fellas, I picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let's pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.
Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.
Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.
Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.
Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.
Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.
Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.
by Johnny-Bro December 28, 2009
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Brozini, how are you?
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After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!
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Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)
Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)
Bro #1: "Hey, how long has Andy been going to art school for?"
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."
by CaptainJesse February 21, 2010
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Guy: "Oh man I can't believe I got that chicks number!!! I think I'm gonna call her"
Bro: "Brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. I read it in article 39 of the bro code!"
Bro: "Brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. I read it in article 39 of the bro code!"
by lucky_phil October 26, 2010
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