Brostitute: Acting as a "bro" at any time or at any request. This is the most loyal form of being a bro.
Guy1: Hey bro, can you pick up some chocolate for me? I wanna impress a chick.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.
Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
Guy2: It's almost midnight, but..sure bro, what kind?
Guy1: That double-sized box at that other walmart like 15 miles away.
Guy2: Dang, that's a bit away, but don't worry..I got this.
Guy2 is an example of a brostitute.
by Aresdos February 26, 2014
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: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
by Tillibum May 13, 2014
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a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)
Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute
by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014
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by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017
Get the Brostitution mug.(friend) Yo dude, wassup with Petko recently, he seem to be smokin' more rock than he get paid in a month?
(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.
(other friend) Yeah bro', i seen that shit too. He must be suckin' cocks for rocks, cheapass li'l brostitute.
(friend) Aah yeah makes sense. Sellin' his ass crack for crack ash and cash again.
by _no1_ April 9, 2024
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A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.
Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally
A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.
Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally
Example Sentences:
1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"
2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong
1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"
2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong
by Favyglam February 20, 2025
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