broscience

The uninformed opinion of "meatheads" or "jocks" on topics relating to health, strength, or athletic development.

Jock: "Dude, your body only absorbs 20 grams of protein at a time and you can't train a body part more than once a week."

Informed response: "That's broscience, bro. Your stomach and liver can handle a large sirloin with more than 20 grams of protein just fine. and if you think you can train a body part only once a week, then why do you masturbate every day?"

by StrengthandHealth January 26, 2010

brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.

"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"

by Cisco Child February 5, 2009

Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.

I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums

by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

by ryan ong February 19, 2011

Teddy Brosevelt

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass

Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

brosé

A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.

Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.

by cup.half.full December 9, 2011