Broadstairs

Lovely seaside town with great cider, cultural heritage and reasonably priced weed. Just don't go too far inland.

A: "we going broady tonight"
B: "awww yeah nah yeah nah yeah Broadstairs folk week is the finest Thanet event of the year"

by Spirit of William Morris January 13, 2018

broadsword lesbian

an inclusive lesbian that recognizes that lesbian is broad term that describes a lot of different experiences (including lesbians who don't use she/her, lesbians who aren't women, aspec lesbians and mspec lesbians)

the opposite to the word longsword lesbian which means lesbians be only include very a select group of lesbians (usually she/her women who are exclusively attracted to other women)

both terms are almost exclusively used online

lesbian: i'd ask her out but im worried she doesn't support nonbinary lesbians

friend: no i think she mentioned on twitter that she's a broadsword lesbian before

by princemattress October 23, 2020

Broadside

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

by ninjawesome November 24, 2013

broadside

mostly used for joyrider's, when drifting a car around a corner if you manage to get the car "sideways" it is called broadside.

"mate i was flat out down the carriageway broadside!!!"

by mcneilly March 28, 2009

broadsides

A game for 2 or more players, seated, attempt to hit each other with their cum. (The cum has to be launched from the penis directly, it can't be thrown).

"Boys, that's enough broadsides for one day- you'll make yourselves sore, and I've got friends coming round any minute"

by Prof. Van Halen January 13, 2004

Broadside

Before the invention of rifling in cannon barrels, only an estimated 10% of all cannonballs fired from ship based cannons actually hit their targets.

This method is often now used in dating as well as picking up chicks in a bar.
I.E. If I ask out ten different girls, statistically speaking, at least one will say yes.

Dude, Liam just broadsided the entire third floor at work and landed a hot ass blonde after getting shot down by about twenty other chicks.

by Presto223 March 14, 2011

broadstage

Being on stage, particular Broadway.
Blend of the two words, stage and Broadway

One day I'm going to be on Broadstage!

by Kyle J R April 4, 2008