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broment

"IT"S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE"
A total broment
by publicmasturbater March 21, 2009
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broment

a moment where a man shares a story pertaining to a sexual conquest to his males counterparts and they love it.
Chad: "So what did you do last night?"
Todd: "I was fingerblasting this breezy last night..."
Chad: "Hold up... pause that shit... we need to have a broment..."
by Fingerblast December 8, 2007
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Broment

When two bros share an awesome or bro-like moment together.
Mike: Dude remember when that asshole jock threatened to kick my ass but then you came along and we went all ninja on him?

Ted: Hell Yeah man! Wow that was such a broment.
by Metal_Geordie November 21, 2009
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Romentum

(v) Rolling backwards combined with an utter lack of reality. Like when a jackass politician says something stupid like talking about legitimate rape and thinks he's gonna score big with the population but is actually getting pwned. Named after the Republican villain and secret democrat liberal agent, moneybags Willard Mitt Romney, who could barely win the GOP primaries.

Comes from that Greek dude who had to keep pushing a boulder up a mountain for eternity as punishment for being a douche.

(Also what noobs who don't know how to use chopsticks at Chinese restaurants do trying to pick up those last few grains of rice but instead they are just rolling around the plate).
Idiot1: Dude, have you heard, the Mittster is gonna take California.
Idiot2: Yeah, he sure have some Romentum

There goes Lilo back in court.
Hot mess got Romentum.

Barney: I just talked to Betty the cheerleading captain yesterday. She loved my bug collection. I'm gonna ask her to prom

Steve: Yeah. You got some serious romentum.
by johnny mnemonic December 6, 2012
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Broment

When a group of bros gather together to share an alcoholic beverage to create an enjoyable, 'no-homo', moment with one another.
"Yo bro, remember that broment we had last week, lets do it again sometime."

Friend #1: "Hey bro, I have a couple of shots of tequila."
Friend #2: "Just between the two of us? It's a broment!"
by GrahamCracker_ February 10, 2014
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Broment

Like bromance but only lasts a moment and is less gay
They shared a bro moment, a broment!
by Ghfhffghju June 15, 2015
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broment

two bro's spending time with each other but not a full out bromance
by oneilltheitguy138 July 20, 2017
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