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Bromite

A dude who thinks dudes are the best thing to happen to humanity since walking upright and takes it to the point of it being a religion. Is most definitly not gay
Guy 1: "Does that guy seem a little gay? Because it seems he only talks about other dudes. I don't see him around chicks very often"

Guy 2: " No dude, he is just a Bromite. You know, a high priest of the the church of Bro."
by theben3304 December 15, 2011
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Brorate

To distribute evenly among bros.
There were a lot of guys at the last party, so the girls had to be brorated.
by Auraten October 29, 2010
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bromating

The act of "bros" or borthers, sharing intimate and quality moments together.
Chris: Hey Mike, do you want to blaze and watch a movie together?"

Mike: Hell yeah! Time for some bromating!!
by 22deborahct8 August 7, 2011
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bromation

The creation/formation of a bro. Formation includes: tanning, lanyards, and frequent doses of intense games of beer pong.
Dude, bromation complete.
by etac March 4, 2009
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bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."
by Ebok24 August 24, 2009
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Bromatic Progression

A collection of men who share the insatiable desire to entertain and are inextricably bound through the magic of song.
See that group of guys over there? $50 says that is a Bromatic Progression!
by foxwell adams December 25, 2010
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Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
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