call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Broker Joel Stuff

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

by Broker Things December 14, 2022

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Body Broker

A Person Who Buys/sells human body parts or cadavers.

Person 1: Remember Eli From School?

Person 2: Yeah, Didnt he get arrested for being a "Body Broker"?

by IIDottore April 17, 2023

stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Groper Broker

A boss who doesn’t protect an employee from their groping coworker. A Groper Broker may make decisions that directly put the groper and victim in close proximity. i.e. John let Brian transfer into Jamie’s unit and Brian continues to look for opportunities to cross paths with Jamie and it’s only a matter of time before Brian puts his hands on Jamie again, during a pandemic no less.

It looks like he’s a Groper Broker.

by Old Spicey December 4, 2021