call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Broker Joel Stuff

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

by Broker Things December 14, 2022

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

Mortgage Broker

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Mortgage Broker

a licensed individual that collects information from a buyer in order to determine what loan program best fits their specific scenario. Then they shop for the best rate options for the buyer in order to get them the best loan terms. Unlike banks we can shop with multiple investors and offer options not typically available at traditional banks. (example: Bank statement loans, Investor Cash Flow loans, and more)

By using a Mortgage Broker I was able to get a better interest rate and save thousands on my mortgage loan.

by Mortgage Whisperer October 25, 2022

broker youtube scam

A scam rampant on Youtube, where a fake account will post a comment claiming they make $50,000 a month. Following said comment, a plethora of other fake comments will generate as if a conversation, discussing a "broker" on whatsapp who can miraculously make anyone rich within a month, including a whatsapp number. This is a scam to gain personal and banking details.

"I earn 47,500k monthly, with the help of broker Amanda Manda, her whatsapp number is here" - broker youtube scam.

by Based Fiend June 12, 2024

Groper Broker

A boss who doesn’t protect an employee from their groping coworker. A Groper Broker may make decisions that directly put the groper and victim in close proximity. i.e. John let Brian transfer into Jamie’s unit and Brian continues to look for opportunities to cross paths with Jamie and it’s only a matter of time before Brian puts his hands on Jamie again, during a pandemic no less.

It looks like he’s a Groper Broker.

by Old Spicey December 4, 2021