call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Broker Joel Stuff

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

by Broker Things December 14, 2022

broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

Body Broker

A Person Who Buys/sells human body parts or cadavers.

Person 1: Remember Eli From School?

Person 2: Yeah, Didnt he get arrested for being a "Body Broker"?

by IIDottore April 17, 2023

freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.

Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.

by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019

broker youtube scam

A scam rampant on Youtube, where a fake account will post a comment claiming they make $50,000 a month. Following said comment, a plethora of other fake comments will generate as if a conversation, discussing a "broker" on whatsapp who can miraculously make anyone rich within a month, including a whatsapp number. This is a scam to gain personal and banking details.

"I earn 47,500k monthly, with the help of broker Amanda Manda, her whatsapp number is here" - broker youtube scam.

by Based Fiend June 12, 2024