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Broadway Beautiful 

Term that describes a phenomenon that only happens in Nashville Tn on the world famous "Broadway Street" every night at midnight. Sometimes before, the phenomenon is powered by alcohol so it can come on earlier when the scene is poppin. To be "Broadway Beautiful" is to mistakenly believe that the short dress and decorative boots you are wearing make you a 10 and is accompanied by a terrible, belligerent attitude, lack of empathy for everyone around you especially those lowly servers that keep shuttling alcohol to your table for you to slobber down and a mating call that sounds like Woooooooooooo..... ooooooooooooooooo....
Omg, she was pretty rude. No worries mate, she thinks shes hot shit but shes just Broadway Beautiful.
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Beetlejuice Broadway 

Beetlejuice is the best Broadway show ever and you can't convince me otherwise. Often times, people use the trending sound on tiktok that goes "Beetlejuice,beetlejuice,beeeeeecause!"
Ash, "have you heard of Beetlejuice Broadway?"
Idiot," You mean the sound from tiktok"
Ash, >:(

upper broadway 

Upper Broadway is the upper portion of Broadway in New York City. Upper Broadway's boundaries are undefined, but in this day and age anything above 125th Street can be considered upper Broadway. This being the case, upper Broadway runs through West Harlem, Hamilton Heights, Washington Heights, Inwood, Marble Hill and into Riverdale where it becomes South Broadway in the City of Yonkers. The borderline for New York City is W.262nd Street. Broadway continues all the way up towards Albany under a guise of different routes, notably known as Route 9.
Some important intersections along upper Broadway are 125th, 145th, 155th, 168th, 175th, 181st, Dyckman, 207th, 225th, 231st and 242nd Street. Unlike lower Broadway, upper Broadway is way more "ethnic" New York passing through many different ethnic neighborhoods on its way up.
125th and Broadway is upper Broadway, but is becoming gentrified despite its gritty look
upper broadway by Upsky June 15, 2008

Broadway 

What we do here in Sacramento; a bowl of purple buds with hash sprinkled on top, and hash oil on top of everything else in the bowl.
I told the owner of the cannabis club that we smoked a Broadway, all he could say was, "FUCK!!!"
Broadway by $crooge May 18, 2006

Broadway Shit Show

A type of shit show (see also: shitshow) that is distinctive due to the clear lack of morality and blatant disregard for consequences for actions that is exhibited by all involved. (Preferably brought about by copious amounts of alcohol)

This alcohol must be dangerously delicious and also violently colorful to stimulate the senses accordingly.

“Broadway” is simply to denote the absolute and total debauchery that will undoubtedly permeate the atmosphere (might be mistaken by one's nose as the smell of random sex and fruity vodka). This takes its roots from the connotation that a Broadway show is the epitome of showmanship and live entertainment.

There can be no rules at all for behavior, except those put in place to keep traditional morals out of everyone's minds. Ex) All drink and all clothes must disappear by 2am.

A Broadway Shit Show should be impromptu, but can be planned as long as this planning does not detract from the shenanigans that must occur to earn the gathering this exclusive title.

The only real rule for a Broadway Shit Show, (hence why you probably haven't heard of one before), is that Fight Club rules apply.
::This means that this particular type of shit show must be a total secret to all except the participants, 40% or more forgotten due to imminent head injury (be it physical or chemical), and last but not least completely out of any reasonable human being's comfort zone (hence the likeness to Fight Club's supposed mind cleansing properties).
Dude last night was a TOTAL Broadway Shit Show. And i cannot believe that it was all her idea.

The Broadway Paradox 

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.
This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox
The Broadway Paradox by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018

Broadway, VA 

A small hicktown in western va that nobody likes. They're a bunch of inbred hicks that drive their tractors to school and think they're athletic. Most people agree that they belong in West Virginia...
1: Those two are dating, I thought they were cousins..?
2: oh ya, they're from Broadway, VA
Broadway, VA by Bwaysux March 10, 2015