Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

by idkx1000 May 5, 2019

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Crien' O'Brien

Timmy after he takes a shit in his hands and tries to throw it into a toilet as if it were a basketball but he misses and starts crying.

CRIEN' O'BRIEN LIKES $5 FOOTLONGS WITH LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MAYONAISE.

also see gigalo.

by Grant (Davis) Goldfarb Cheever January 26, 2009

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Dylan O’Brien

he’s the perfect guy to ever exist, not just because of his beautiful face and physical appearance, no. i’m talking about his personality, more boys need to act like him (and look like him) he’s so funny and sweet and overall a warm hearted person who only does what’s right. he’s such a fun person to be around and not to mention how unbelievably talented he is in all his movies and tv shows. And omg i love his moles. void stiles can kill me and i will thank him. stiles can run me over with his jeep any day of the week

friend: dylan o’brien is cute
me: bitch he’s fucking perfection

by Carson pyjamas June 9, 2020

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Bricen

A really cool guy and complete hottie if he wanted to he could definitely steal your chick depending on his mood he can be really nice and he is very understanding and not salty he puts in the work to make his physical appearance stand out and can be cocky and he is a full on patriot and loves his country

Bricen can be a cool dude when he is in a good mood
Bricen is fun to hang out with

by Coolguyfighterdude August 25, 2019

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Brienting

Verb. The action of using pure brute force to cause suffocation to a member of the opposite sex during sexual intercourse; often pertaining to the male sexual organ blocking entrance way for oxygen to the female during oral sex.

He was accidentally brienting her and did not realize it

by S13YL March 16, 2009

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