Brexit

Just one whole god damn mess.

If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.

by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019

Brexit

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.

"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"

by Geology rocks March 29, 2017

Dirty Brexit

When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.

"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"

"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."

by Big Goth Bob March 27, 2017

Brexit

Brexit

Brexit means brexit

by Mboba October 4, 2016

Breitbarted

To be killed under mysterious circumstances.

Don't say anything bad about politicians, or you may be Breitbarted.

by dorodog June 17, 2012

Brexitaliban

A group of people known for shooting down anyone who questions the merits of Brexit or suggests that it will be anything other than Alice And Wonderland After Brexit.

Often seen attacking the judiciary of other experts who point out inconvinient facts they don't like

Person 1: I don't like the idea of the country going into economic meltdown just to keep a few foreigners out.

Person 2: don't speak too loudly The Brexitaliban will be after you

by Drprim March 23, 2017

brexitsexual

Where a person defines their sexuality as 48% homosexual and 52% heterosexual, the same percentages as the referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

OMG is she bisexual?

Nah, she's brexitsexual

Wait, what's that?

She's not 50% gay, she's 48%, making her brexitsexual

by AcTuAllY iM OnLY 48% gAY August 2, 2019