turkish breathmint

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020

breathen't

when ur not breating

look that old guy over is breathen't

by Istealyomans98420709 March 3, 2020

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

breathinnasa

liz on twitter. an absolute icon. deserves more followers. the sweetest funniest human being you’ll ever meet.

“omg do you follow breathinnasa?”
“yeah! i love her account”

by lizstan August 24, 2020

Breathing Redeye

When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing

I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.

by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005