breaded chicken sandwhich

n. the act of coating a penis with sand just before penetration during intercourse. most commonly performed on beaches.

"Oh man I just dipped my dick in the sand and stuffed right back in the girl like a breaded chicken sandwhich!"

by mangot December 11, 2006

Breaded

To be like a loaf of bread. Breaded. BAKED.

Sam smoked so many joints today, he was breaded, like a loaf of bread.

by MewWuzH33r August 29, 2009

the breaded cutlet

when getting a bj on the beach, blow your load on her cheek and shove her head in the sand.

dude i so gave sally the breaded cutlet.

by the original special one August 21, 2011

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

Breaded Shrimp

Forming at FHHS in 2002, it is when a couple (does not matter if the couple is straight or homosexual, but must have the involvement of a penis) is having sex on the beach, and right before the man is going to cum, dips his dick back in the sand, and then into the vagina/ass.

JP gave Pat a breaded shrimp when they were vactioning on a gay cruise in the Bahamas.

by boy wonder September 23, 2004

Breaded Chicken

When you're about to dump your spooge, you spray your load into your partners face, then you grab their head and roll it in the sand; or you can keep a plate of breadcrumbs near the bed.

GirlyGirl: That fucker took me to the beach last night and pulled his dick outta my mouth and came on my face. Then he rolled my face in the sand. Know I know what breaded chicken feels like.

by Buick159 January 14, 2009

breaded dragon

A women who likes to grow hair around her lady garden

My wife's breaded dragon scares the trick and treater every Halloween

by rusty custard December 14, 2015