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Lame brained

Foggy headed.
Inability to think.
Brain dead.
Out of sorts.
Stooper.
Without thought.
"I don't know bro. Give me a minute to think about it. I woke up lame brained. I had a long night ."

"What's taking you soo to answer my question? It's not Chinese arithmetic. You need to lay off the spice man. That shit has you lame brained."
by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022
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Big Brained

Said mockingly to describe people (like politicians and intellectuals) who use double-think, conceptualism and mental gymnastics to convince people of things that go against common sense and their own interests, but can also refer to plans or "solutions" which are unnecessarily convoluted. Usually such plans/"solutions" are intentionally complicated for the purpose of hiding ulterior motives.
"The solution is simple, but these big brained politicians have to make everything complicated."

"You have to be pretty big brained to understand that 1 and 1 is actually 11, and not 2."

"Intellectuals want to implement their big brained plans to engineer society."
by SpermDonor June 14, 2018
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Tea Brained

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.
The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.
by freerangegeek August 5, 2010
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Big Brained

A derogatory term for someone who over-conceptualizes. Who uses intellectualism and mental gymnastics to rationalize the irrational; to justify bad ideas or discredit common sense.

People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.
We uncultured knuckledraggers just can't get our heads around the ideas that gender is fluid and race is a construct. You have to be big brained to understand that stuff.

Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.
by SpermDonor June 14, 2018
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skittle brained

one who is completely retarded but somehow still thinks they are intelligent. Also may tend to blink a lot.
Tradd is dumb as shit. He is skittle brained.
by Tron55 January 3, 2008
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banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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Small Brained

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.
Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."
by SMall BRained February 21, 2019
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