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The lyrics of a hip-hop song, designed to appeal to the "bro" crowd.
He a homeboy; he writin' broetry for puttin' to music.
broetry by parmesan002 August 24, 2010
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broette broed broE Broedy Broey broed out Broer broen broesque Broetry
A female who has completely changed the way you see certain girls who are your friends. Someone you can consider having a great bond but not actually being a male, therefore adding the "ette" at the end, to still respect the fact that she is a female after-all. This does mean that you have zero feelings of wanting her to be your girlfriend because you see her as an extremely close friend and that is all.
Example 1) Gabbi you're my number one broette you've always been there for me from the start. I <3 my broette Gabbers!

Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.
Broette by Malfunctionz September 16, 2010
Broerce, Broerced, or Broercing

To be peer pressured, or coerced, by a bunch of Bros into doing something that you don't really want to do.
Person 1: "I got wayyy too drunk at that frat party last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. What happened, I thought you weren't going to drink that much?"
Person 3: "Well I was going to stop at two beers, but then i got broerced into taking shots and my evening went downhill from there."
Broerce by DonkeyBusiness June 26, 2009
The most unique and beautiful name for a unique and beautiful girl. A girl who loves floral , and dresses really lovely. A girl who is a geek and really enjoys reading .A perfect human being
Check out that Broegan over there, glowing in her beautiful pale yellow aura
Broegan by Squidrickton January 3, 2011
A blowie given by a bro.
Peter was sad that he broke up with his girlfriend, so me and the other bros all gave him broeys to cheer him up.
broey by HamsterDoucheBag December 29, 2010
The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."
broette by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005