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Your boyfriends husband 

when your boyfriend has a husband.
hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

ghost of ex-boyfriends past 

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.

National suck your boyfriends dick day 

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick
Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day

Boyfriends Buy Lulu 

May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!
Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu

boyfriends 

boyfriends is so ass
boyfriends by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day 

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”