botched

to fail completely at something or get owned in one way or another

While jamie was walking he tripped and fell and got botched big time

by Lethalyuh May 10, 2010

Botchy

1. A combination of bitchy and bossy

2. Someone who is a bossy bitch

My teacher gave me so many detentions. I thought she knew by now that she isn't the boss of me. That botchy no good piece of crap!

Once again my teacher gave me a ton of detentions. That botchy!

by Alayna27651 February 11, 2009

Botched

When a person has a horrible looking head

You got with her last night? She is so botched!

by Smako1512 October 27, 2017

Botchiv

(noun) Highest, most fabulous and amazingly kickass version of bitch, not to be confused with the common or “basic” bitch.
Synonyms: Queen, Diva, Countess, Royal Highness, Empress, etc.

He thinks that he is worthy of a high class Botchiv such as myself? I don't think so.

by mrs_smith27 May 29, 2015

Botch artist

To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.

"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."

"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."

by Billiam Valerie February 4, 2017

Botch did

Botch did is your mom

BOTCH DID!

by 🙌💎 STONKS February 22, 2021

Berk Botch

Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).

I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.

by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 2, 2023