bonerphilia

When you get a hard one from seeing another 'hard one'.

I got bonerphilia man.

by William Kaine July 4, 2017

Bonespurz

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker

He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft

by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Bone up

To roll a joint.

Greg: Are we gonna 'bone up'

Everyone: shut the fuck up, but fine we will get a joint on the go
*finished rolling*
Greg: I don't feel like smoking

Everyone: ... Uuuuuuggghhhh ffs

by Reading2k13 February 5, 2014

Bonerpalooza

A festival of phallus,dong, wiener, shlong, skin flute, etc., etc...The festival is held once a year during the month of August in Chicago, Illinois.* During the festival, the most talented penises of every human ethnicity are gathered to promote genital harmony. The festival is usually associated with heavy drug usage.

*Note: Bonerpalooza is not to be confused with lolapalooza, they are completely different and unrelated.

Guy 1: Dude I heard you did some crowd surfing at Bonerpalooza? That is so awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah it was pretty fantastic, I was tripping balls the entire show. No pun intended.

by Biochrome April 1, 2010

Bonepneumonia

Respiratory ailment resulting from over exertion during intercourse. Girl is usually extremely out of breath with the feeling of the flu creeping in. Causes are yelling and tons of heavy breathing.

Tommy: Last night I was fucking Denise so hard that when I finished she said her chest hurt so bad that she needed more than water this time and may need to see a doctor about her bonepneumonia.

by Ultimates January 21, 2010

Boneupanass

Refers to a meal that is particularily bad.

"How was your meal, Pat?"
"It was, uhhh, boneupanass!"

by Peter October 29, 2004

bone up

Slang term for getting stoned and masturbating at the same time.

I was bored and had some weed, so I found a couple of porno mags and started to bone up.

by silentounce January 23, 2009