Weedlord Bonerhitler

One who is the most supreme lord of all things dealing with weed, boners, or hitler. Also a pretty chill dude.

Hey did you see that Calvin Fairbourn nailed a sick award last week. He’s on weedlord bonerhitler.

by DatBoiNotMateo June 5, 2018

Bonership

When one's uncontrollable erection in a public place or work setting causes the perpetrator to take ownership of his boner.

Cara- "Hey, could you tuck your boner into your wasteband or something? You're pitching a tent."

Kenny- "Nah, it's time I start taking Bonership for my NRB's. IM trying to be mature about it."

by PopeKennyV October 7, 2014

Bonership

The sole sexual rights of a man over his significant other.

Yo, Tim got bonership over his lady friend.
Ah shit really, I was gonna go for her, oh well...

by The man with the other plan January 14, 2008

Bonesuit

When a surfer gets a boner in a wetsuit and it is clearly visible.

Tim: Hey, how'd that barrel look on video?
James: Shitty, your bonesuit clipped the lip on the way out.

by kracken and the t-man January 12, 2011

Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!

by Juston Case September 10, 2010

bonership

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.

I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.

by Namtab October 18, 2007

Bonashish

usually used to refer to a hot chick; a chick that you would bone or have sex with

That girl at the party was pretty Bonashish last night wasn't she.

by Ammon C November 4, 2008