Boinkers

Viagra or boner pills

Pete Davidson probably takes Boinkers.

by Boinkers69 May 11, 2022

Bonered

past tense; the act of having a boner.

"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"

by onlyonepost August 24, 2011

Pig-Boinker

1.) A slang term given to the phenotype (or trait) of a pig-shaped nose.
(Usually considered extremely undesirable amongst society)

2.) One who gains sexual arousal from the thoughts of, and/or actions of sexual intercourse with barnyard swine.

1.) "Man, it's no wonder people talk bad about Victoria Beckham's mug, she's got one of the biggest Pig-Boinkers i've ever seen!"

2.) "That Katey Burns needs to get a grip! Her constant daydreaming of Wilbur is making me start to think she's a real Pig-Boinker!"

3.) "Cletus! you ain't goin' to no college! You're gonn' stay here with yer' family and become a professional Pig-Boinker, jus' like your ol' man! Pigs need to get their proper pokin' too!"

by KingKong40 October 27, 2010

blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

by oggieb July 19, 2010

peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.

Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?

by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019

boinker-nopples

its an exclamatory pharse used when a dolphin does an impressive trick.

(dolphin does a super flippy thing) oh shit, BOINKER-NOPPLES!

by Dave Esposito February 7, 2008

jew boinker

any jew who likes to steal things, especially peoples buds.

Jimmy Machomita is the only jew boinker i know.

by jimmy machomita March 28, 2009