Bointment

Bointment is a non-existent metaphorical ointment you recommend to people when they get butthurt. It is a topical ointment applied on top of both cheeks to relieve any unjustified butthurtedness.

Tristan: “Bro, that’s so wack you won that game of Mario Party strictly on bonus stars!”
Stephen: “Do you need some Bointment bro?”

by Ploomer August 27, 2020

boinkleson

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!

"look at that boinkleson, that thing sploink!"

by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023

Boink Buddy

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.

I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).

by h0mer July 20, 2008

Oingo Boingo

The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.

I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.

by Mel July 30, 2008

boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 3, 2004

boing yoing

The chewy gristle in a meat product.It bounces and boings in your mouth making your steak, chicken or other meat quite undesirable to eat.

That hamburger would have been good, but there were way too many boing yoings in it!

by Goldylocksgirl January 5, 2009

boingoloid

Used to refer to Oingo Boingo fans.

"I went to a party at this guy's house the other night - and Oingo Boingo was playing all night. Either he was being really lazy about the playlist, or he was a real boingoloid.

by residualvisuals December 9, 2007