Bobert

A retard or otherwise generally or mentally incapable person. Likely to need a lot of help.

This kid is going to need some extra help in this class, he’s quite a bobert.

by Jumbo Smerritt August 21, 2018

BonerTame

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."

Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"

by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009

Bonertainment

A portmanteau of Boner and Entertainment. Something that is both sexually arousing and entertaining.

Watching the women's tennis, I became aware of bulging in my pants, I then realized I was watching Bonertainment.

by hemordroid March 21, 2017

Bobert

A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.

Hey, he's pretty nice to just Kathleen
Yeah, he's a total Bobert

by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019

Bobert_Meow

An absolute babbling moron who believes that the best way to make jokes is to constantly say "kys" and the n word repeatedly.

That dude is such a Bobert_Meow.

by smartphOWNEDyomama! September 10, 2020

bobeta

A gay kid that is probably a discord mod

Wow did you hear that bobeta didn't want to be a discord mod anymore due to a lack of testicular fortitude!

by 12345t6y7u8i9op May 8, 2021

Bobert

Dad jokes for dayzzzzzz... big heart... gives rad massages... wears socks to bed and likes the rusty trombone.

Get Bobert new socks for Christmas.

by Ole Wheeza January 13, 2022