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brentwood hello 

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas (Brentwood is a Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California, refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT
When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!
brentwood hello by Kara Kelso October 3, 2007
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Brentwood 

1. (Noun) A horrid and morbid place of so called "higher learning." Devils patrol the halls and hag teachers devour small helpless, yet extremly snobby and evil devil children. Innocent children scream in terror when left by their parents.

2. (Noun) The end to all that is good and hopeful in the world. Apocalyptic headquarters of the collective sum of all that is Evil.

3. (Adj.) describes the loss of all hope and the embodiment of despair
OMG did you see that teacher eat that poor defenseless child?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" ". . .Brentwood.
Brentwood by summerboy6708 October 15, 2010

Brentwood CA 

A small city in the East Bay Close to Antioch, Pittsburg And Oakley its is know for its farming n niggas getting active
Dont Go To East Brentwood CA niggas get Active out there
Brentwood CA by chea925 March 5, 2011

Brentwood 

Brentwood is a city in Long island, NY its a poor area wit alota spicks and nigs. theres mad shootings over there its considered to be the worst part of long island nd theres mad gangs like ms13, latin kings and bloods. I would never roll threw there cuz i wouldnt wanna smell all those stinky beaners nd risk gettin mugged.
brentwood is one of the hoods of long island, other hoods are central islip, wyandanch, hempstead, roosevelt etc.

brentwood 

the place were a nigga cant go nowhere without da copz all up on they asses. if uz a white boy/girl and u walkin around in brentwood with out a bodyguard u probably get mugged nd raped.

everyone livin up in b-wood is an ex-convict and will shoot a whiteboy on site.
tons of gangs reside in the heart of brentwood lyk:
crips, bloodz, ms-13, nd street gangs
whiteguy: hey lets go down to brentwood and dodge some bullets?
whiteguy2: alright. i could use the practice anyway!
brentwood by 301king August 20, 2009

Brentwood school girls 

A girl who no matter if the pengest boy is in their year they’ll still fuck them off for an older. No matter if it is the richest boy in the world, Brentwood school girls are savage and will fuck off anyone who isn’t older than them. Be aware!!!
Local Yat: Have you seen that sort over there in our year?
Locat Yat 2: (drinking rosé) sorry I can’t fuck with him he is my age that is doing a terrorist attack.
This sums up brentwood school girls!

Brentwood bender

A bunch of proper fags who love to fist each other up the arse on the daily. They can't back shit and are all pussyholes.
Brentwood? more like bentwood.
I SAW THIS ONE GUY GIVING MAD HEAD IN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY.
HAD TO BE A Brentwood Bender