Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

by Nicegary February 14, 2017

Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

yo i got a sumper blumkin at lunch

by Tim January 2, 2005

country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009