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blueballs

The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.
She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.
by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005
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blue ball

1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004
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Blue Ball Shuffle

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010
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DJ Blueballs

When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.
I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!
by rhythmrobot September 24, 2011
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bluefall

#Bluefall is a social media hashtag to raise awareness of police brutality. It started June 4, 2020, during protests triggered by the death of George Floyd, an unarmed black man killed by a white police officer in Minneapolis.
Search #bluefall on Twitter to see videos of out-of-control police, abusing their authority and harming the public.
by Amonu Sony June 5, 2020
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the bluebell effect

When someone will go from last to first place in any competitive game, especially Curve Fever, within the last few moves or moments of the game.
Person 1: Only 10 more points to win, and I'm beating everyone by at least twenty points!
Person 2: THE BLUEBELL EFFECT!
Person 1: GOD DAMNIT
by doomofkronos November 12, 2013
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Audio blueballs

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.
Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!
by shawncm1 May 11, 2011
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