blow the lid off

Change your unsatisfactory situation in a grand way.. suddenly perhaps. Making your life much better.

They made me so angry, I had to blow the lid off !!

by urban_doll January 16, 2015

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

Blow The Doors Off

V. -the act or action of absolutely decimating an object, person, place, or thing.

"Were about to blow the doors off this party"

"Hey, wanna come over tonight"
"Yeah, i'm gonna blow your doors off"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those tacos last night dude, I just blew the doors off that toilet"

"We literally Blew the doors off the condo"

"Bro did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Dude, I blew her fucking doors off"
"Suh"
"Dude Suh"

by The Original Dirty Goat May 30, 2016

Blow Your Doors off

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.

The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off

by Mustang Driver! April 28, 2010