boodissy 

1. (n.) Something that smells horribly foul.

2. (adj.) Smelling horribly foul.

1. "Damn y'all, it smell like boodissy in here."

2. "Cripes, it smells all boodissy in this room even after spraying Febreze every which way; hmmm, maybe my fungi-infested feet and the two-week old salami sitting on my shelf....or maybe i'm just imagining the smell."

boodissy by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Blookies 

sperm

you have a low count of blookies sir.

Blookies by Blookies May 26, 2012

Bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

Bloinkiss by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII April 20, 2018

bloinkiss 

verb
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee

bloinkiss by Rhettandlinkaskedmetodothis April 20, 2018

bloinkiss 

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee has never healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by Adagiio April 20, 2018

bloinkiss 

When you lean in for a kiss, but then you blink and miss

Billy leaned in for a kiss, but accidentally gave a bloinkiss

bloinkiss by 90's kid 1947 April 20, 2018

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her, because his knee never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by nemesys April 20, 2018