bloody cum fart 

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

bloody cum fart by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

bloody vaginal fart 

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

bloody vaginal fart by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011

bloody cum fart 

for definition see term

bloody cum fart by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Bloody Cum Fart

“Bloody cum fart” refers to anal sex where semen is ejaculated into the rectum and later expelled with a fart mixed with blood, so the fluid looks red.

Chris - "Sam was begging for a good time so I turned her asshole apart. She couldn't shit for weeks. When she tried to force out her bowels she could only manage to squeeze out a Bloody Cum Fart!

Michael - "That's pretty gnarly bro!!

Bloody Cum Fart by Dick Peck January 2, 2026

fart bloom time 

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

fart bloom time by anonymous February 18, 2021

bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion

I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer

Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015