Skip to main content

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.
by Zanethema September 4, 2017
mugGet the Blomer Blimpson mug.

Tall Blonde VSCO Girl

A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl Is a VSCO girl who has assumed a leadership position in a VSCO Gang. A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will usually have a boyfriend for about 2 days at a time. After the breakup a Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will post an eye picture on her VSCO account.
Man that Tall Blonde VSCO Girl tried to hit on me!
by VSCODestroyer September 24, 2019
mugGet the Tall Blonde VSCO Girl mug.
Related Words

blomeyer

a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'
dude that guy revs my engines what a blomeyer
by BernardandWally November 12, 2009
mugGet the blomeyer mug.

Leggy Blonde

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"
Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor
by Dyaaar December 11, 2009
mugGet the Leggy Blonde mug.

Cold-blooded

Somebody that doesn't give a damn about unnecessary things, that is submerged in focus and doesn't let anything get in their way.
You have to be cold-blooded to achieve the greatest that you possibly can, and then some.
by Gévaudan February 5, 2020
mugGet the Cold-blooded mug.

blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.
Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.
by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006
mugGet the blonde mug.

blonde-dyke

A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".
"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"

"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."
by offthewhim December 11, 2007
mugGet the blonde-dyke mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email