plentike bloke

A gay shemale.

Like my big china, you plentike bloke.

by Chodeser May 4, 2003

bad bloke

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.

Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"

by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014

Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

Taco Blocko

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. The action of one female intercepting cock or otherwise stopping another female from receiving cock.

Chelsey was going to take Jake home and fuck his brains out but that bitch/slut Hillary gave her the taco blocko and blew him in the bathroom.

by El Brendito October 11, 2006

Blogosapien

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.

You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!

by gummer stumps November 24, 2010

blockormore

A girl that only looks good from a block or more.

Dag, that girl is ugly. Yeah, she's definitely a blockormore.

by Eric P. September 22, 2003

blokey

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007