blogma

Referring to the content of any blog, especially content that contains annoyingly strong opinions stated as facts.

The notion that Kevin Smith is the George Lucas of his generation is total blogma.

by the migster February 13, 2006

blombie

A black zombie. Often more athletic than other zombies.

There's no use in running, those are blombies.

I smell Newports, there must be blombies near-by.

Blackula is a blampire, not to be confused with a blombie.

by Jeff Jeffington November 27, 2012

blogment

A comment left on a blog by a reader. These comments are usually short and relate to the specific content and context of their associated blog entry.

dude: "Hey, man, just left you an awesome blogment. Feel free to read at your leisure."

by joelh April 14, 2008

Blom

A south african term meaning to relax or chill or calm down

Synonym: steady chill

Example 1:
Girl1: guys let's go the mall on Saturday to blom
Girl2: cool so we're just finna steady chill?

Girl1:yeah

Example 2:
Girl1: shut up you dumb hoe I know you went behind my back to Stacey!

Girl2: BLOM you're making a scene.

by Spareguccimam November 3, 2018

in bloom

Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.

Sell the kids for food

by Rush8192 September 13, 2005

bloomberg

Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terrorist attack.

"Hey douchebag, stop trying to control my life. You're such a bloomberg."

by The Wyndbraker October 8, 2006

blom

To chill with

Person 1: come blom by me tomorrow
Person 2: shot bro! i'll be there at 5

by chikita22356 August 16, 2011