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Blockhead

This dude's a total blockhead!
by Mondo December 1, 2003
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Oi blackhead get over here!
by Jason hallway April 6, 2007
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Blockheadding

The female version of 'Munging', a gang of rampant girls/ladies go to a graveyard in the middle of the night (at least 4 participants required). Dig up a fresh (ish) male corpse and place his body onto a grassy area face up, four doughnuts are placed onto the dead flaccid penis in order to make it stand to attention.

All girls/ladies get naked and stand on top of their nearest tombstone, they begin to pleasure themselves while chanting 'blockhead, blockhead, blockhead' - at the point at which they are about to reach climax each participant jumps from their tombstone, sits on the body's face and gyrates while eating one of the doughnuts.

To conclude the ritual each participant slicks their fingers down their throat and vomits onto the dead flaccid penis.... (custard doughnuts are recommended for extra effect) - the last to vomit rides the cadaver and then hoovers up the sick, lady juices, mud then when she is done she screams ‘blockhead’ as if possessed by the devil himself – others take pictures and post to social media.
Me and the girls went blockheadding last night, turned out to be a right mess as Jenny was on the blob and she'd not told us, what with it being dark Sarah who went last had blood & custard all over her and looked as if she'd been face fucked by king kong. We fucking loved it but we got banned off Insta.
by Mr Bananas May 24, 2019
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Blockhead

a female or trick ass ho who gives erbody she can on da block head she a block head
I bounce in the club so the hoes call me Rocky,
Posted in the cut, and i'm looking for a blockhead. By D4L
by keafette AKA keke October 4, 2006
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Blockhead

A gigantic dome piece that is somewhat shaped like a stop sign. A head that can be compared to a planet.
T.J. The lead actor in Hellboy was a "Blockhead".
by The Ham-burgler March 19, 2010
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A sideshow freak that inserts/hammers/screws various things into his or her head for money
Next! Gary The Blockhead will hammer 5 nails into his nose!
by Bakkaratorz September 4, 2006
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blackheads

People who hate BLACKPINK unnecessarily and unprovoked are called blackheads. These people don't care about their faves and keep busy in BLINK's business to bash blackpink and throw vile shit on them.
Blackheads: BLACKPINK did not pave their own way.
Blackhead: BLACKPINK are untalented/ unpopular/ etc.
by popfandom June 27, 2021
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