Ho-n-Blo

What a man spends money on when he has a little extra cash.

Jimmy spent so much money on ho-n-blo that he was late on his rent.

by OneMoTime September 18, 2012

Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011

bloing

Fake bling, purchased at the mini-mart.

"I think the ice on that bloing is startin' to melt!"

by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006

J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.

"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"

by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020

j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

Blo-pig

A very large, obese or dumpy person.

John and I went to the club, but all the girls were blo-pigs.

by Summer O' Flannigan August 9, 2008

blo-mo

a black-out makeout. A hookup that you do not remember.

"If I wouldn't have had all those shots, I wouldn't have had that blo-mo last night."

by schmidty788 October 5, 2009