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blitzshit

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.
" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"
by KD May 12, 2015
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Blitzstanified

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.
After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.
by Young Grizzle, Big Falex January 7, 2008
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BLITZSTI

Another word for asshole, prick, cocksucker for intra-web forums such as i-club.
Stop picking on my because I'm new, you fucking BLITZSTI
by George who wants an STI September 7, 2005
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blitzscaling

blitzscaling (derived from the blitzkrieg or “lightning war” strategy of Nazi general Heinz Guderian) “prioritizes speed over efficiency,” and risks “potentially disastrous defeat in order to maximize speed and surprise.”
The justification for this is the Silicon Vally doctrine of "blitzscaling" in order to conquer "winner-takes-all" marketsㅡor in plain English, conducting a high-speed land grab in the hope of finding gold.

from The Economist
by ㅏㄴㄴㅇㄹㄴㅇsinkdf April 22, 2019
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BlitzStorm

A sudden and intense storm accompanied by strong winds and heavy rain, potentially causing damage or chaos.

BlitzStorm - a bold, daring and energetic person! They are the life of the party, always ready to take on new challenges and adventures. They might have a rebellious streak and be unafraid to speak their mind.
Boy 1: I can't stop thinking about her, she's like a BlitzStorm.

Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's definitely one of a kind. I've never met someone so bold and fearless before.
by OOGAWHAMA September 16, 2023
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Sit Bitz

A young guy, typically driving a suped up or "tricked" out Civic or Lancer who also is usually behind the times from a fashion standpoint (i.e. lanyard hanging out of his pants that says "Go Army" from 4 years ago). For the most part, you can find a sit bitz also wearing a flat-brimmed hat tilted sideways. They also lean back in the driver's seat with their right hand on the steering wheel and their left hand on their mouth. They think they are so cool so that when you see them your first response is "shit, bitch." But they are so cool you simply say "sit, bitz" because they're too lazy to say the whole words. Typically, sit bitz's are talking about something that they think is cool.
"You man I had like 15 beers last night."

You would say to them, "Sit bitz."

Or, if you are proud of something, simply say "sit bitz"
by Thompy October 6, 2010
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State of Blizz

A specific level of concentration, slightly higher than average.
by Mati7891 April 21, 2021
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