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Drunk Blanket

A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.
Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!
by USMC KILLA January 13, 2009
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Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
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Blinker Fluid

A sarcastic term used to ridicule those who don't know shit about cars. Similarly 710 cap and Muffler Bearings are used in this way.
"You need some blinker fluid for that?" Asked Tom.

Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."
by John4646 June 13, 2018
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Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.
Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!
by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004
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Blanket fort

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.
Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*
by Averageness January 11, 2011
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beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.
"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."
by Haff January 4, 2009
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liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.
She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.
by sbp1029 February 22, 2015
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