anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.

Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."

by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010

bleeding heart

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

by Light Joker August 1, 2007

bleeding out

a person giving all they have for another. They are willing to do everything in their power to protect that person, and that includes "bleeding out for them".

if the last thing that I do
Is to bring you down
I'm bleeding out for you

by boomSwaggah December 23, 2013

Bleeding Massive

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

Your sneaker is bleeding

The boxing grudge match of the century hey the sneaker bleeding is bits of his opponent's ear

your sneaker is bleeding

by Pee-wee Jones September 24, 2019