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Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.
“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”
by Yjames August 19, 2022
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blame it

slang for drinking alcohol, taken from the popular song by T-Pain
Kid: Hey you wanna blame it and play some Nazis vs Jews?
Boy: Fuck yeah!!

Bogart while blaming it: MOMMY!!!!!
by Mousebagg March 18, 2010
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Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.
Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!
by gerald is cooler than your cat October 14, 2009
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Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.
When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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Sorry, Blame it on me

A popular song by the R&B artist Akon. The song was released in response to the criticisms directed at him after an incident at a night club (club zen) in Trinidad and Tobago, where he dry humped an underage girl.
The song was popularized with catchy tunes and nice beats, despite the ridiculously contradictory lyrics.
In the song, he repeatedly says that "even though the blames is on you, i'll take that blame from you" and numerous variations of "i'll take the blame" or "blame it on me". However, by creating this song, he is trying to redirect the blame away from himself, especially since he mentions all the people involved:"She's just a little young girl trying to have fun, but daddy should've never let her out that young, I'm sorry for club zen getting shut down, i hope they manage better next time around, how was i to know she was underage, in a 21 and older club they say, why doesn't anybody want to take blame, verizon backed out disgracing my name"
Sorry, Blame it on me:

She's just a little young girl trying to have fun
But daddy should of never let her out that young

I'm sorry for Club Zen getting shut down
I hope they manage better next time around
How was I to know she was underage
In a 21 and older club they say

Why doesn't anybody want to take blame
Verizon backed out disgracing my name
I'm just a singer trying to entertain
Because I love my fans I'll take that blame
by KYJC January 31, 2008
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Blake(it)

- Blake it:

To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
Blake(it)
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"

-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong
Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.
by heylia17 March 29, 2015
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