ninja blast

A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

I hate that fucker. I'm gonna Ninja Blast his toilet

ninja blast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Blast ass 

To defecate intensely.
Most commonly used to describe a loose, watery stool that sprays out of the anus. In severe cases of blasting ass, the entire toilet bowl can be covered in fecal spray.

After drinking my morning coffee, I have to blast ass.

Blast ass by AceFool October 11, 2015

gravity blast 

gravity blast refers to a drumming technique used exclusively in extreme metal. It is a one handed roll accomplished by boucing the stick off the rim of the snare drum while hitting the head of the snare drum in a continuous manner. Not to be confused with a regular blast beat which is just 32nd notes on one hand as fast as possible. When mastered a gravity blast sounds like an extremely rapid firing machine gun, perfect for backing apocalyptic demonic death metal riffs that make you wanna rape your mom and kill your dog while bathing in the blood of your failed messiah.

The gravity blast is used by bands such as Cryptopsy, Origin, Brain Drill, Vatic Ash just to name a few.

gravity blast by Malachi- Vatic Ash July 20, 2008

camel blast 

When u position a girl in a camel clutch (the move made popular by the Iron Sheik of early WWF fame) you secure her chin with one hand while rotating your torso 90 degrees and finger blast her with your free hand.

Oddly enough my back is sore from reaching back and camel blasting her. She, however, feels fine

camel blast by master blaster's January 2, 2012

brain blast 

a sudden burst of intuitive insight based on random memories; a quick, but bright idea for an immediate resolution to whatever problem the thinker is in. Jimmy Neutron is most known for having brain blasts.

(Crocker has taken over Fairy World)
Jimmy: They're really upset. Maybe these ARE more than just holograms. That means, if they disappear, they're gone for good. I can't let that happen! I've got to do something! But, what? Come on! Think... think... THINK...
(INSIDE JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Vision of Mr. Turner: Hey, Timmy, are you ready for the big science fair?
Vision of A.J. and clones: (laughing maniacally)
Vision of wand: (floats by)
(SCENE LEAVES JIMMY'S BRAIN)
Jimmy: BRAIN BLAST!

brain blast by DanMat6288 December 17, 2004

flutter-blast 

A long, powerful fart that causes farter's cheeks to smack against each other.

Next time you have a flutter-blast to cut, please point your ass away from me.

flutter-blast by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

rhino blast 

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.

Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?

rhino blast by wesman July 13, 2004