Unconscious Blabbering

That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.

Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!

by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013

mind-buggering

That buggers the mind; mind-boggling.

"Whatever it was raced across the sky in its monstrous yellowness, tore the sky apart with mind-buggering noise ...". D. Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ch.3

by Hugeyellowsomething November 22, 2017

Bloody Buggering Hell

Used by non-swearers to express mild irritation.

**falls down four stairs**

AH! BLOODY BUGGERING HELL!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

Blagging

To brag about something and it is a lie

tom 'Yeh did i tell you my dad knows 50 cent'
fred 'stop blagging'

by kurt blythman March 7, 2007

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008

Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011

buggering

An entomological outing.

I've invited some of my colleagues to go buggering this weekend, who you like to go too?

by harry flashman August 2, 2003