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Shit Blower 

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
Shit Blower by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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reef blower 

"Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!"
reef blower by zxcraous February 11, 2014

American leaf blower 

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.
Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."

Clown Blower 

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.
Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.
I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.
blower by balbulican February 27, 2004
buh-lah-vuh. Big love. To love someone more than love, but in a bigger and/or more significant way. Reserved for special partners.
I blove you; blove (as a saluation in a letter or email)
blove by andyinnyc October 3, 2006