Bjorn

Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.

Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god

Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn

Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn

by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019

bjorn

an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!

"There bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougIn!!"

by Nate November 11, 2003

bjorn

1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.

guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"

by dimitrius bjorn November 21, 2009

Bornsexbeefer

When you are naturally overwhelmingly awesome in every way possible and everyone knows this.

Commonly equal to rad, cool, awesome, sexy, amazing; ect.

I was talking to this girl and she said, "How did you come to be so cool?" Then I said, "Baby I am just a bornsexbeefer."

by Nonovakno June 30, 2009

bornscorn

An advanced age male named Rod with a penis less than 2 cm in length, usually hails from the midwest. Particularly from Omaha the OG of the bornscorn

bornscorn Rods bornscron is profoundly minature.

by PrepuceOmaha May 20, 2022

Bjorn

Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.

perfect bjorn

by yes please bb February 14, 2014

bjorts

Black jean shorts. A color variation to the standard "jorts" (jean shorts).

After wearing his blue jean shorts earlier in the week, Tom decided to pull out his bjorts on the weekend to change things up.

by MikeIbanez May 19, 2006