Litchfield

Astonishingly beautiful, absolutely definitive Connecticut small town. Like most great Connecticut towns, has a "Green", and unlike most, the Green is still the center of town. Manages to be both richer than anyone you know, but still unpretentious -- and unlike some towns, doesn't rely on overaggressive policing to maintain it. To wit: I and several of my friends once romped around on the Green for two hours, circa 2-4am, and not only didn't get tossed out (or worse, tossed into a police cruiser), but we didn't see another soul. Also -- although this goes back ten, fifteen years -- the "Town Restaurant" (I think that used to be its actual name!) serves a fantastic hamburger in a classic pub/tavern setting. No, there's not much "to do" in Litchfield, but if you want to experience Connecticut....its one of our proudest examples. This is what you think of when you think "Connecticut".

''To save the daughter of Prince Floopaloo, you must go and seek out the dreaded Litch!''
''Where can I find this fiend?''
''Why, in Litchfield, of course!''

by Johnny Danbury April 25, 2011

Ditchfield Syndrome

A psychological condition caused by suppression of their true sexuality. Typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of Tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra "we are all fucked".

Person 1: "It looks like there are hard times ahead"

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You fucking gay cunt, why haven't you responded to my text?

Person 2: You only sent it 30 seconds ago and I am phoning you back straightaway.

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You twat. Do you realise we are all fucked and even though I am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is fucking shit.

by Jackson Report March 15, 2010

Litchfield

n. Where/When nothing is going on.
v. (litchfielding) Doing nothing because nothing is going on.

n. This is Litchfield right now.

v. I hate Litchfielding because nobody ever wants to host.

by Litchfield July 12, 2009

Russel litchfield

A Russel Litchfield is basically a mardy twat who is always on look out for hot men and usually has a gay friend called Kieran Reynolds. This is a definition of a man who doesnt yet know wether he likes to take it or give it, but it can be expected that he does one of the two whilst a kieran reynolds prefers to take it but enjoys fellatio of the anus oppose to full out but fucking.

"dave is a bit of a russel litchfield,
nah i think hese more of a kieran reynolds"

by Bigboy ;) March 22, 2011

Burchfield

A field that is full of shit 100% of the time.

Bobby: Matt told me he couldn't give me a ride home.

Jeff: Oh he's just full of shit like a burchfield.

Nick: Ahhhhh I knew it!

by milksfavoritecookie August 16, 2010

Litchfield ring

Extreme dryness in and around the anus. Can get so severe that anal hemorrhaging can occur. usual causes include 'dry humping' and beer bottles. The only cure is a buttered butt plug.

Litchfield ring is unique to soho, London.

by gfoshow January 21, 2010

denver birchfeild

the benchwarmer/laststring qb who thinks he's a metal head and plays and sucks at hacky sack 24/7

a person who knows a chick who found there boyfriend suckin another guys dick and the chick still goes out with him.

dude i hate denver birchfeild he's a bitch

fag1 "dude that guy was like so denver birchfeild"
fag2 "realy his sis caught her boyfriend suckin a nother guys dick then she still goes out with him"

by sean beck August 21, 2004