Girthquake

When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.

Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣

MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.

SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.

by Stoney69 July 29, 2022

The Girthquake

When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.

My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..

by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019

mirthquake

A quake of jolly laughter that shakes you from your feet to your fat, fat jowls.

Jerry's mirthquake pleased him.

by withoutamartyr November 14, 2006

Bitchquake

A Bitchquake is what causes an unreasonable argument that seems to come out of no where.

My girlfriend and I were having a nice day at the beach yesterday until all of a sudden...out of no where...BITCHQUAKE! Ruined the whole day.

The family was sitting around the dinner table having a nice Thanksgiving until Aunt Lucy set off a Bitchquake and everyone left early.

by Urban Dictiontary May 11, 2009

Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax

Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!

by Og_dude November 29, 2016

Bitchquake

When a bitch has a sudden mood swing and she’s acting like a bitch outta nowhere

That girl Annabella created a bitchquake in 4th period

by Stupid bitch sloth69 December 4, 2018

mirthquake

(n) A powerful feeling of happiness
- PA made me do it

I would've had a mirthquake at my believed invention of the word, if it weren't proven practically ubiquitous by google!

by Da_Jesus November 14, 2006