Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
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Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.
by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018
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A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
by Swinky June 1, 2009
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Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 5, 2012
Get the Yard Bidet mug.Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 4, 2015
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