Binometer

Measures the maximum amount of time an individual can spend grooming and preening in a public restroom before arousing suspicion

Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.

by Furry Trout December 15, 2009

Binottoed

To Binotto is to clown, to get in your own way, to turn assured victory into defeat.

It was going well until everything got binottoed.

by jwilsonjx September 4, 2022

Binod

The epitome of uncertainty

Person 1:- Who is binod?
Person 2 :- Exactly

by Locolemon69 August 7, 2020

foiled like binomials

To have a plan thwarted.

Foiled takes the dual meaning of "To prevent from being successful", and the mathematical mnemonic FOIL, which stands for "First, Outer, Inner, Last"; this device is used to multiply two binomials.

"Our plot to throw off the competing trivia teams by changing Wikipedia entries was foiled like binomials when our network was banned by the zealous encyclopedia editors."

by mathlete April 13, 2008

Binongbong

Hindi sinipot, hindi d

Binongbong ako ng kaibigan ko.

by jenniebatumbakaldimagiba April 9, 2022

Binomial system

System to determine if girl is fuckable. Eliminates 1 to 10 scale.

1 = She is naked spread eagle on your bed,and no one else finds out, you would fuck her.

0 = You wouldn't fuck her.

The binomial system is useless at 3 AM, because everyone is a one at this point,

by indytj September 20, 2006

binomalopse

A person having two names (hyphenated or not) as one first name.

"What's your name?"
"Mary Beth"
"Oh, Mary?"
"No. My first name is Mary Beth. I'm a binomalopse."

by thabyrdisthawyrd January 5, 2010