Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

biggest loser history

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.

Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!

by Rooks January 4, 2008

biggest Loser

A program where you can watch Phat Americans (underweight compared to the USA average) engage in physical exercise. These people are 'helped' to lose weight but really they gain nothing and its just a show where you can laugh at fat people trying to run.
You know when you were in school and theres that obese kid everyone laps and is sweating at the end even though he didn't run any of it. Well its adults doing that.

Some guy passed out while walking on a episode of Biggest Loser. Thats really helping them lose weight showing that on fucking national TV.

by OrnluTheWolfIsAWolf January 5, 2012

eyes bigger than belly

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

by Online Fan February 2, 2017

BIGG PUN

A smooth talking smoke sausage slangin smart A** from Head Mountain.

Yo, cuz I can see the smoke settling on the horizon, Big Pun just pulled into town.

by MJ ALL DAY April 28, 2003

tyrone biggums

Tyrone Biggums is the most dedicated crackhead ever known to mankind. He sells Real Estate and Has Participated on Fear Factor to be able to purchase the Biggest crack rock in the world that he proclaims will keep he and his girlfriend "high for hours".

Joe Rogan - "These coals are over one-thousand degrees hot"
Tyrone Biggums- "Gaddam"

by Michael Graham April 19, 2005

bigger person

the person who is more mature than the opposite person, the person who makes more mature decisions.

Tyler made fun of Dannie, later on, Dannie overheard someone making fun of Tyler. Dannie stuck up for Tyler, althought they were not friends. Dannie became the bigger person.

by Kristie April 5, 2004