big-bang

Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.

The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.

by Guido1 February 7, 2009

big bang

-See orgy.

Boom?

by sux0r October 10, 2003

The Big Bang

Similar to docking and can be simultaneously be done in the act of docking,

The Big Bang is the act of pressing two penises together head to head, masturbating, and producing a massive explosion of cum comparative only to the creation of the universe.

"Johnny and Richard have a habit of creating The Big Bang every time they masturbate together."

by thunderdome May 7, 2008

Big Bang

Secret term for sex/losing virginity.

guy: I feel akward talking about the 'you know what' in public.
girl: well...then call it big bang.

by Offlineuser1 January 17, 2009

big bang

A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.

My hot water heater is broken.

by David June 10, 2004

Big Bang

the universe was not created by the Big Bang, it was created when reptilians ruled the void and decided they wanted some ass, that is why they infiltrated earth to get some potato chips but then they teamed up with the Illuminati to eat babies.

our lord reptilians created the universe not a silly "Big Bang"

by reptilian bois September 14, 2018

big bang boom

A major dramatic, often disruptive or destructive, event.

When the Warlocks get back in town, there is going to be a big bang boom with the Hell's Angels!

by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016