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Bicester Village

A euphemism for making sweet sweet love to a colleague's ass; anal sex in the workplace.
I went to Bicester Village with my colleague in the stationary cupboard.
by Fury's Dartboard June 20, 2022
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Probably my Biceps

pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Probably my biceps"
*swooning and possible copulation ensues*
by Jessetotallydidnotmakethis February 8, 2013
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Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.
Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.
by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014
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bicentennial comet

Limited edition Mercury Comet issued during model year 1976; essentially a trim package involving US flag color scheme, and interior and exterior emblems.
My bicentennial comet brings out the patriot in me.
by Brendon Mosley January 29, 2010
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Bicepual

–noun
1. A bro who spends an inordinate amount of time at the gym working on his biceps to impress other bros, or as claimed, the ladies.
Chad spends hours in the gym doing curls for the girls. He's a total bicepual.
by Guaranteed December 12, 2009
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Bangable Bicep Line

The threshold of upper-body muscularity of a female that determines her eligibility for procreative, romantic and other amorous activities.
"Dude I think that girl from the rock gym is hot. I think I'm going to bring her home tonight."

"Seriously man? She's way past the bangable bicep line for me."
by finest-one September 3, 2012
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Biceps

Muscle found on the top half of the arm, made up of the long head and the short head muscular bundles. Both link in to the elbow joint and both link in to different parts of the scapula, or shoulder blade, for those unfamiliar with the precise workings of that most noblest and erotic of things: the shoulder.

One of the easiest muscles to develop in bodybuilding training.

Culturally an important thing for men to cultivate, if he ain't got no biceps he ain't gonna be helpin you move that couch. Flexes the elbow and looks impressive. If you want to spend hours on it. Hours that could be spent fellating the neighbour's dog.

Despite the prominence of the bicep muscle it plays little role in actual strength and punching power, as far as the arm is concerned the triceps muscles are far more powerful as they are made up of three, larger heads and move both the shoulder and forearm.

The biceps maketh the man. Biceps are made not born.
If you were a bicep you'd want to be big and powerful wouldn't you. Remember that.
You couldn't own Paris Hilton in a fight

Sure I could, in fact, if i put you in a chokehold then flexed my bicep your head would pop off. *flexes mighty biceps*

I stand corrected *shits self, runs away*

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With biceps like these I can pull any girl I want

Or you can pull any girl with a brain as small as your pathetic excuse for guns.

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Hulk Hogan has heroically mighty biceps that could crush the skull of any would-be burglar or celebrity.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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