Bible 

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

Bible by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

bible 

according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'

oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....

bible by poptart September 22, 2005

bible 

a code word for a pipe to smoke out of

Do you have your bible? I got the weed!

bible by jazmine hower October 23, 2007

Bible 

what atheists hate

wow those atheists sure do hate the bible

Bible by truth speaker February 19, 2005

Bible 

Something that you need

Hey i just got done watching hentai and some porn

(Jesus christ) Take this it's a Bible

Bible by p0gggzzz December 28, 2020

Bible 

A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.

Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"

Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."

Bible by Purrpologist May 7, 2020

Bible 

1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).

Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.

Bible by ganjkid February 4, 2010