When you're relatively intoxicated on Alprazolam (Xanax) and require a care-taker(sort of like the fake babysitter mention in the Casey Anthony trial). This is due to the drooling, i know your sister, and baby-rage.
by Beeztownshotgun October 27, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.
by bepis with no b May 7, 2018
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Hey don't hire a babysitter.
by iwillnottellyou May 23, 2020
Get the babysitter mug.The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
Get the babysitter spanking mug.by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021
Get the Electric Babysitter mug.A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.
The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.
The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.
by MC KillaByte October 4, 2007
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by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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